Tales of a Walmart Cashier

Mar 26

I wish I could play Game of Thrones:Ascent on my phone :(

foodtrucker:

[subtly likes your post about you being horny so you know i’m interested]

(via jphoenixxx)

Feb 13

Probably

Gonna be shutting this blog down. Putting in my two weeks today, then off to bigger and better things

Jul 04

I hate

When people think that just because they don’t need the ad, we’ll just put in any price they tell us, like we’re trained fucking monkeys. You don’t need the ad, because WE have them and can supply them. Don’t go threatening me with a phone call to corporate just because you don’t know the fucking policy

Jun 28

I’m always pleasantly surprised

when I’m put on a register with a working hand scanner. Half of the stuff there doesn’t work. Which is weird, since there’s so much money in that store, and we’ve pulled in over $1 million in profits, consistently over the last few years.

Our hardware department still uses dial-up, for fuck’s sake.

Jun 07

commonsensewithdrew:

Gonna be a good night when I get off work!

commonsensewithdrew:

Gonna be a good night when I get off work!

(Source: lifeaccordingtodrew)

Jun 06

The one thing

I really, really like about Walmart: The bonuses. Aw yeah

May 20

Big Changes

Okay, I’m sure absolutely none of you know this, but about a month or two ago the GM of my store was put on leave. Apparently she was being investigated by corporate about something, I’m not entirely sure what. While they were investigating, some of the other managers were put on leave too. Well, yesterday it turns out they fired our GM, and her co-manager was being demoted and transferred to another store. And there are two other managers that might be getting fired soon, too.

Shit’s getting crazy.

Apr 27

[video]

Apr 06

Today

at work this one lady said I should get an agent and try to get into acting. That’s totally something I should try to do.